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Thursday, February 07, 2008

the thursday thirteen



13 man chores that STILL need to be done

1) after 13 years in the house i STILL need baseboards.
c'mon guys! just one room would tickle me to death!

2) the garbage disposal has been defunct for 10 years and
the kitchen sink STILL leaks

3) i STILL have only 1/3 of a dining room floor

4) the toilet in the master bath STILL needs to be taken
up and the lens from HIS glasses removed so it will flush
properly (2/10/08-YAY! this actually got done today!
i can flush again! woo hoo!)

5) the front steps STILL need to be replaced before some
one falls through them

6) the christmas decorations STILL need to be carried up
to the attic. BEFORE easter this year.

7) the food storage shelves STILL need to be anchored to
the wall before they tumble down on someone's head. death
by green beans will NOT be a pretty sight!

8) the old dryer and freezer STILL need to be carted to the
dump. they are NOT avant-garde yard art for goodness sake!

9) the back pond STILL needs to be fenced so when small children
visit, they do not have to spend their time living in fear of the geese
and so the ducks can lay their eggs in peace without the dogs eating EACH
AND EVERY ONE!

10) the sliding glass door in the living room is STILL installed upside
down and will not close properly. (don't ask. oi)

11) the dishwasher STILL needs to be fixed and promoted from
it's roll of a $600 dish drainer

12) the hole in the kids bathroom floor STILL needs to be fixed before
someone falls thru and is lost forever in the black hole under the house.

13) we STILL need screens for the bedroom windows so we can actually
open a window without gallon sucker mosquitos carrying us away or
rendering us too anemic to walk.

and there you have it, my thursday thirteen!

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24 comments:

Kat's Krackerbox said...

I can relate! I've fallen down the stairs a couple of times because they need to be repaired. I thought when HE fell down the stairs that they would for sure get fixed but they still aren't. Happy TT! Thanks for stopping by!

Suzanne said...

Hope your things get fixed. Happy TT!

fullbodytransplant said...

A man's chores are never done!

Casdok said...

I to can relate to a few of those!!

Lori said...

LOL, and I thought the Honey-Do list at my house was long!

Thanks for checking out my TT too!

Neen said...

Are we married to the same man?

Courtney said...

All the things that come with home ownership - they never end. Great list and good luck getting everything accomplished.

MondaythroughSunday said...

LOL..wow what a list! Hope things get done soon!

Reynie said...

oh my... are you telling me the things I'm asking for in the first year of marriage won't get done anytime soon?

Laura said...

Have you been touring my parents' home? Hope you can get some of those things finished soon!
Happy T-13!

Alice Audrey said...

That reminds me, I still need to get my baseboards done, and tile the front hall. I'm giving up on the drippy bathroom faucet and calling in a professional because I've redone it five times now and can't get a washer that fits. What? Wait for dh to do it? Hah! Good thing I didn't marry him for his handymanness.

LOL on death by green beans.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh my, just what does your man do? I mean for work. He is either too tired to do stuff or he just isn't going to. Yikes. Have a great TT. :)

Amy The Black said...

I can sure relate! Baseboards, new doors that don't have some strange kids writing, trim, carpet on the step, electric in the kids rooms, etc.

Brenda ND said...

Houses. That's how they are. Always something that needs fixing. Happy TT!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Okay, I won't complain about this place anymore. Besides, the plumber's coming tomorrow.

Can you do any of this yourself? I know, we do enough as it is. But if it's the only way...

(Trevor's insulted you don't like his blogging, btw. Better watch out. He might come tell you about it himself.)

Trevor said...

It'll make me feel better to get you over this problem of yours. You woman enough?

jayedee said...

hey dude, i was trying to make light of a situation that affects me here in the lost world. didn't mean to knock your nose out of joint. i'm sorry we've managed to offend each other. i apologize. pax? ok?

cc'd from my blog to yours

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Jaydee, that was a proposition from the boy, that offer to help you get over... well, him. Literally. *grin*

Whatever's giving you a hard time right now, hang in there. These things suck but you'll find a way to get through it.

Even if you have to play with fictional characters to get there.

I promise. (so does Trevor, but that's another story. Especially given the things HE promises! Whoo boy! Watch out.)

Lib said...

I saw that little exchange there and was wondering what it was about, so I went over to Susan's blog and found that Trevor was indeed being well a bit cheeky LOL

*blush*

Happy TT!

And if anyone wants to see the flip side of this TT post head over and see mine - A Paragon of Male Virtue

pussreboots said...

Your list makes me feel better about the growing list of thing that need to be done in my home.

Happy TT.

m~ said...

Well, I feel better knowing I'm not the only one with undone man chores. I think I'm going to hire a handy man and let him pay for it!

SwordMama said...

We have a long list too. :ugh!:

Good luck with yours.

Bloggers said...

i totally relate to this. all thouygh i usually give up waiting fir hubby and do it myself.

FlipFlop Mom said...

HA HA HA HA!!!!! these were great.. and knowing ALL that!! I'd STILL come and visit you... as long as I got the bed with the netting around it!!! LOL LOL!! Death by Greenbeans.. is WAY better than death by mosquito bites!! LOL LOL LOL!!!